Dogs are like men because: 1) they take too much space in bed. 2) they both are afraid of the hoover. 3) they both mark their territory. 4) neither of them will unveil what they're thinking about. 5) the smaller they're and the more they're likely to be upset. 6) neither of them like doing the washing up (with a very few exceptions!). 7) they both fart shameless. 8) neither of them take notice of your new hairdo. 9) they both like fight games. 10) they both look at the milkman and the postman suspiciously. 11) none of them understand why you like cats!