Dogs are better than women because: 1) the father of a dog will never chase you. 2) a dog appreciates when you leave your clothes on the floor. 3) a dog spends little time in the bathroom and only for a quick drink. 4) a dog is not waiting for your call. 5) a dog doesn't get upset if you forget about his birthday. 6) dogs don't care about the dogs you had before. 7) a dog will never expect you to buy flowers. 8) the later you're back, the happier the dog is to see you! 9)dogs don't do shopping.