Dogs are better than men because: 1) dogs are not afraid to show their feelings. 2) dogs miss you when you go out. 3) dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong. 4) dogs admit to being jealous. 5) dogs are very explicit when they ask to go out. 6) when dogs play with you, they don't laugh at the way you throw the ball. 7) a dog can be trained. 8) dogs are easily corruptible. 9) the worse illness they can give you is flees. 10) dogs understand what NO means. 11) dogs don't lie when they kiss you.